STORY HIGHLIGHTS
- Here are three niche sites for those who want to narrow the vast online-dating pool
- Single Fit People is a dating site specifically for those who love to work out
- Tastebuds.fm allows you to easily port over your musical interests
- For about $15 a pop, Tawkify matches potential soulmates based on their Klout scores
Months of picnics,
outdoor shows and wine-sodden nights in summertime finery (or, at the
very least, jean shorts and well-worn wife beaters -- however it is you
roll) stretch out before you. Now all you need is someone to share them
with, right?
Might we suggest spending
those last few weeks of mixed-bag weather doing what any red-blooded
human does when they're looking for answers: Stay inside and troll the
Web.
"I've tried looking
online for love!" you may cry -- quite literally. "OkCupid was too arty
(and unemployed) for my tastes, Match.com was replete with pleats and
Wall Streets! And Craigslist, well... I need a shower. In bleach."
We get it. Sometimes you
don't really want to wade through suite after suite of suitors to find
the perfect co-picnicker -- I mean, we live in a society where we want
everything from our coffee to our movies to be instant.
So why not narrow down the search a bit via a superspecific online dating site?
Seriously, guys, there's
someone out there for everyone, and apparently some enterprising
developers (just the folks you should trust for love advice) have gone
and cataloged them all. Read on for three extremely calculating sites
for satiating that aforementioned quiet desperation.
(NB: Shared interests don't always equate to true love -- we know this. Mostly we just find these sites amusing.)
If you like to sweat on a date (in a nonsexy way) ...
From the running track
to the weight room to the yoga studio you roam, counting the multiplying
packs of your abs, marinating in your own sweat and hoping against hope
that that dude -- the one who always parks his yoga mat unnecessarily
close to yours, making for optimal ass-viewing -- will ask you to go for
a smoothie after the last "Ommmm."
Usually you're so bold
-- you with your hot pink spandex and ability to bench-press your twin
bed. But in his presence, all you can do to contain your ardor is assume
a child's pose and weep salty, sweat-mingled tears.
Well, muscle-bound dear,
dry your eyes (and perhaps take a shower, too). There's a dating site
out there specifically designed for you: Single Fit People.
This free (for the time
being) Boston-based matchmaking machine allows folks who like to work
out to find other folks who like to work out to ... you know, work
out/make out with. The site even organizes events where singles can
mingle and run around and stuff.
Yup, on this site, a red face is more likely to connote the blush of love, rather than an abrupt cessation of physical exertion.
If 'our song' is likely to be super obscure ...
In recent years, you
have taken to going to shows alone, parking yourself in the corner with a
brimming glass of whiskey and a brimming heart -- and no one to share
them with. Yes, in the past, suitors have attempted to share your love
-- nay, indefatigable PASSION -- for music.
But many, obviously
intimidated by your vast breadth of knowledge, have left mix tapes half
composed (Dashboard Confessional? Seriously?), attempted to talk to you
while your third-favorite Seapunk band took the stage, and -- perhaps
most unsettlingly -- just put their iPods on shuffle while y'all were
making out.
Luckily for you, there's
a free resource on the market that will help you avoid anyone out there
who "likes everything but rap and country": Tastebuds.fm.
The site allows you to
easily port over your musical interests from Facebook or Last.fm so as
to weed out anyone not familiar with that most important holiday in the
world, Record Store Day.
The site even has a
feature whereby you can search for events in your area and people to
attend them with, so perhaps you can share that whiskey (and heart) with
someone special, or at least sort of special, next time around.
You're a social media 'ninja' ...
You have SO MANY
FRIENDS. Seriously, like 10,000 Twitter followers, a million stalkers on
Foursquare, and Facebook -- well, let's just say you had to create a
Fan Page for yourself after you hit the friend limit. If a potential
date wants to get on your radar, they'll have to send you a tweet.
You're just so superbusy
at-replying, posting interesting articles to your friends' walls and
checking into the bodega around the corner each night when you pick up
your frozen pizza for one (gotta maintain that Mayorship!).
Still, sometimes --
amidst the pings, love-red notifications and badges -- you feel a deep,
dark force sucking at your heart. An emptiness even Instagram for
Android failed to fill.
Somewhere out there,
however, there's another soul aching and tweeting and pinging right
along with you, and a little site called Tawkify aims to act as your guide through the morass of online social interactions.
For about $15 a pop,
Tawkify matches up potential soulmates based on their Klout scores (a
service that measures your social influence online) as well as other
factors, and sets up phone dates so they can get to know each other the
only way they know how -- from the comfort of their own cave-like homes.
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